stop arguing about whether gay men have it easier or lesbians have it easier the answer is that straight people have it easier and we have to kill them
straight people are all over this post acting like the scary internet lesbian is gonna climb out of their screens and slaughter them on the spot and theyre right. get ready heteros
came across a far side book while thrift shopping and opened it to a random page only to be reminded that gary larsen is the still the funniest comic artist ever to be published
I didn’t see the pie on his face at first and I thought it meant he wasn’t the clear winner because of the emotional tax of killing a clown
i LOVE the twilight zone episode where the small time criminal is hanging out in a hotel room waiting for his boss to tell him to go do crimes or something and his reflection starts talking to him and giving him the business and instead of being really afraid or anything he gets mad and yells at it for like an hour
followed immediately by the classic where all the machines and appliances in the guys house spontaneously decide you know what? fuck this guy
mark fuckerburg
slap your balls and die
at this point comedy is a moving target and im just flailing my arms in a vain hope to hit it
This idea would not leave my brain
is now a bad time to mention that noir’s uncle ben was canonly eaten by a cannibal in the comics
